1. IM NOT IMPRESSED MUCH - please do NOT come into my life trying to impress me bragging about all this money to blow you have , jewls , cars , gucci , fendi , luie ... im NOT impressed .i actually hate people who brag ..these are mostly people who've never had much in their past so they feel the need to brag for attention or "fake" fame... pretty please i BEG you do not try to impress me...people with the MOST money don't brag ;)
2.IM HIP TO THE GAME- don't try to run game to me , i've heard just about every pick up line there is ... do NOT lie to me once you start the first lie you have to back that lie up with a 100 lies which could have all been prevented by simply telling the truth..
3.I LOSE INTEREST VERY FAST- please be exciting , make me laugh , curse at me , crack on me , romance and all in one.. don't TRY to hard , don't not try... talk to me about the fat ass you saw in the club , invite me to the strip club shit i want to come to... don't ever ...don't always feel like you have a g i r l and not a friend... i enjoy you telling about your day to day life be interesting...
4. IM N E V E R HOLLYWOOD- if you have something to say , SAY IT.. im never ever never stuck up , conceited ,or un interested unless there messages like "omg girl id eat your ____ like no other damn girlll " chances are i wont even read it... BUT im always interest in new things... you can speak people
5. UNDERSTAND MY PERSONALITY- im extremely goofy , i do stupid dances all over my house , im loud ( natural voice) , im obnoxious , before my diet i actually like to eat , im blunt , i DONT like talking on the phone unless i like you and your exciting , i can be a bitch because i know a fronter , liar , wanna be , from miles away... i read people very very well... i like to have FUN alot.. i do not enjoy jersey city at times... i find potential in people that they don't see in themselves.. i don't believe all men are dogs but i can point out a dog when i see one......i do NOT approach any guys, however , you'll love me..
6.WHAT I EXPECT FROM A RELATIONSHIP- trust which is hard to find,, a friend omg i can not stress enough you can be my friend im not the jealous crazy bitch until you make me that way... be public about your relationship there shouldn't be other females calling you 'babe , baby" etc... don't be afraid to come to me about things , COMMUNICATE, never bore me ..i hate feeling like im just in a relationship 'just because' have fun live a little .. slap the living shit out of me with a pillow off guard... kiss me while im screaming at you.. do random cute things, show time , be down to earth , don't kill me with the ol kill me f*ckery ... DONT TRY TO HARD be yourself...
7.NEVER BE INTIMIDATED BY ME- be y o u rself.. there is no one in this WORLD you'er than YOU ... im regular as HELL.. very very chill ... from an outsiders view i may seem like a conceited ,stuck up , prissy typical lightskin snooby bitch... however im the idiot to fall going UP the stairs , the girl who wears sneakers at times , i snork when i laugh hard , my voice isn't sexy at all infact its rather raspy , i've had opportunities to date some people people BUT im shy at times and get irked... im loud im crazy , i eat like a pig , i walk around in my panties and bra allday if i could walk naked through out the world i would ... my room gets messy BUT im a neat freak anywhere else , i have OCD to certain things , i get good grades in school SOMETIME.. i curse , i yell im ZADASIA. you'll like me .. you don't need to impress darling.
Oh gosh.. you're a true Gemini!!!
ReplyDeletelol is that a bad thing?
ReplyDeleteNOPE! I'm one too and i swear the whole i get bored easily is definitely me.. and the whole relationship thing too.. that's hilarious!!!!
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