How to slowly , but surely get over your ex...

Here is my list of ways to s l o w l y but surely get over your ex boyfriend/girlfriend....Although this may seem like a difficult task to do , i'm the QUEEN or removing people completely out of my life...'(this is if you really want nothing else to do with the person , no contact no friendship no anything)

1. REMOVE him/her from any social websites facebook /twitter etc.- i know you want to keep him there to do your every day spy check , you have the urge to see his/her updates what females/males are saying to them and the comments they might leave.. but why leave room for yourself to get upset? delete him/her ..don't sign on to your friends emails and try to snoop lol dont half step it go all the way ..

2. When you have the urge to call , just click the 'end' button, when you go to his/her name and type a whole paragraph of things you want to send , and send 5minutes reading it over and over knowing you know EXACTLY what it says , and you keep asking youself should you send it..NO erase it ...

3.DELETE his/her number ..- on those nights when your missing their company , your fingers will start to talking , texting , and calling... giving him/her the pleasure of knowing 'yup i got them thinking of me , calling my phone "etc.. delete it ..if your anything like me you don't remember numbers by heart..lol

4. Surround yourself with fun people -, go out sometimes live a little ... fresh out of a breakup lonely is exactly what you need not to be... DO NOT GET DRUNK and get to dailing , sometimes this happens after you have a few drinks or two or three you get the desire to call and express feelings..(leading back up number 5 DELETE THE NUMBER)

5. Avoid the friendship zone- in a perfect world , people are "happy for him/her even when its not with you" puhleaseee who are you fooling?...everyones friends until one of you slips up and calls the other "babe" or" just come over one last time" one thing leads to another .uhh umm ..no no no THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING "FRIENDS" WITH AN EX...

6.LEARN THE LESSON-. always ask yourself the 5 "w"s... who , what , when , where , and why...who caused the breakup , what was the shift in your relationship , when did it happen , where did you guys go wrong , and why did you guys let it get to the point of a breakup ... once you figure this out , especially if it was the others fault .. it should give you that much more reason to get over him/her...

7.DONT HOLD ON- those basketball shorts , those t-shirts , underwear etc.. when you miss him/her don't go to the ex draw and grab on to these items and get to "thinking" if your anything like me BURN them lol :)

8.DONT CALL A BOOTY CALL-your probably going to have the " i don't need this b*tch /n*gga f him " blah blah blah .. "i can get anybody i want" ..yeah puhlease .. dont get to calling random ppl over all your going to do is think about him/her while your with this random person and probably get to telling them about the breakup ..

9.NEVER MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE - understand the problem in your past relationship and how not to bring it to your future relationship ,learn from the situation , let go and move on..

10.LASTLY .- if you happen to run into him or her , don't do the roll eyes , and " there his no good ass go" or " look at this clown" .. nope make sure your looking gooood and simply "smile" not a dramatic , not to much , not to little.... and a hand wave.. you no longer have their number , but i bet they still have yours ,you'll probably receive a little text later on in the day ..IGNORE lol ;)